Monday, March 1, 2010

The Mormon Bachelor?



 
So tonight I came home from work and watched "The Bachelor... On the wings of love" and I can't help but think that I'm a six pack of abs away from being perfect for that show.

If they let me be the guy would I get a full 25 girls or would they send me 18 and a midget? What kind of girl would they set me up with? Like do they have paper you fill out saying what you want in a girl? Would they let me write in a few girls I like that I think are single and let the casting people track them down?

Could I chose the song we call my season by? Instead of "On the wings of love" maybe it could be "Somebody" by Depeche Mode or "Saving forever for you" by Shanice? "Like a virgin" seems like the obvious title.

Could I take a girl on a date and have the missionaries teach the final 3 girls a first discussion and base my decision on who would be baptized?

If I was one of 25 guys going for the girl and I knew I was about to be cut could I punch someone? It seems like people who punch other people on reality TV never get sent to jail and the last time I was punched was in 7th grade by Chad Graves and I never hit him back.

If someone nominates me for the show I will accept the nomination.

--Skippy--







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