Thursday, October 22, 2009

Why I'm a Jerk



 
So apparently I'm a HUGE jerk for not wanting to go on a date with a girl that is my same height and I assume weight. (as I just found out in my class discussion)<br>
 
I get that I'm not Brad Pitt but son of a gun why do people try setting me up on dates with girls who look like me and then say "you guys have a lot in common"?<br>
 
I'm trying to lose weight so if a girl goes to the gym... then yes we have a lot in common. My mom is 5 ft tall and has never weighed more than 125 lbs, she's my example of what the girl I think I will marry will be like health wise and my moms personality rocks. If a girl has an awesome dad then she should look for a guy who is awesome too BECAUSE what she's familiar with is a supportive male role model. How is it different in my case? <br>
 
I've been rejected LITERALLY thousands of times by girls who know that I am not their type. It hurts and sucks and I wish it wasn't so... but I'll keep asking out girls who seem out of my range until one of them doesn't think that she is (out of my range) and likes the idea of the two of us in a picture frame, smiling and looking happily off to the left. <br>
 
--Skippy--
 
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Friday, October 2, 2009

David Letterman and Cannibals

I have an odd teacher who speaks broken english and is asain. You never know what will come out of his mouth. (br) <br>
 
SO TODAY we were discussing the David Letterman scandal and talking about how it relates to ethics. NATURALLY after a student made a poignant he abruptly transitions to cannibalism by saying "You know cannibals like to eat people but did you know that they don't like to eat comedians. It's because they taste funny." (br) <br>
 
It's only 1:30 but I don't think I'll find a better moment in my day today.(br) <br>
 
--Skippy--


 




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